Bohag
an awful gift from your mother, which requires your fake excitement upon receiving.
every mothers day ever forgotten
every lie ever spoken bohag.com
just kidding, that is an insufficient example. however, boheg.com will become a reality if enough interest is shown.
real example:
“d-mn man, my mom gave me a real bohag of a christmas present, it’s this goofy red hat with a helicopter and the word bohag written above it.”
-adapted quote from true events, where the concept was born.
big ol’ hairy gash. referring to an umkempt and loose v-g-n-.
that’s a bohag!
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