Bohemian Spice Rack
while you are having s-x and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out “andale!” and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.
oh my gosh jeff! you really bohemian spice racked your dog?
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