Boiling the eggs
the psuedo-s-xual act of a women lying on her back, -rs- in the air then the man rests his b-lls on her -n-s and waits for her to fart. the resulting fart ‘boils the eggs’.
greg “did you get any last night?”
steve “no the missus was tired so i had her boiling the eggs.”
greg “how was that.”
steve “remarkably pointless.”
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