boisterous oyster


the unfortunate return of that night’s seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
brian: what was that noise?

jolee: i left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor’s car.

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