Bolaris


v. when a meteorologist totally blows a weather forecast, as such when nbc10 (philadelphia) meteorologist john bolaris forecast the “storm of the century” in winter of 2001. said storm turned out to be no more than a dusting of snow, and caused schools to close, businesses to shut down, and grocery stores stampeded prior to the event even occurring.
“wow, they really bolarised this derecho that was supposed to wipe clean the face of the earth today” or “they’re really bolarising this forcast today”

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