Bollock Board


a small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the t-st-cl-s of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. the board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn’t want his b-lls slapping against his mates and prevents ‘skin to skin’ or ‘b-ll-ck to b-ll-ck’ contact. could even prevent premature -j-c-l-t–n for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.
rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his b-lls making contact with colins. simply drawing round his t-st-cl-s on an old weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure b-ll-ck board.

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