Bolmpher
1. one who engages in s-xual intercourse; one who bolmphs.
2. someone (usually male, although a cl-torus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and m-st-rb-t-s.
1.
dude: man, i bolmphed lisa last night.
guy: dude, no way! she is so hot! way to go you little bolmpher you!
2.
billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees ms. patterson’s wide mature -ss he bolmphs in his pants.
liz loves to watch the o.c. and bolmph her p-ssy to the hot guys. she is a chick-bolmpher.
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