bologna band aid
the act of inserting one’s erect p-n-s into a friend’s bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. blowing one’s wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them…everyone wins)
when my friend hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, i was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. forgetting the enormity of my manhood, i inadvertantly gave her an angry chewbacka in the process.
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