Bologna Cannon


synonym for the male genitalia. used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol’ gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, p–p chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol’ fashioned dip in genital juice lake.
i heard billy is packing heat. did you notice his meaty bologna cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? i’m going to ask him to give me the ol’ bajingo be-bop after cl-ss.

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