Bologna Curtains


p-ssy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to “slicing the ham” with your tongue.
while flicking my girl-friend’s bean, i had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.
another name for the frothy p-ss hole v-g-n-
that chick’s bologna curtains stank like fish
unusually large l-b– minora. usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.
there is a stripper at the pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

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