bolognese


(noun) the result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the -n-s, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.
after johnny ate too much in mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.
a term used to show amus-m-nt, or used when something is funny.

originated from the saying “halario bolognese” which translates as halariously funny. it has now been abbreviated to just the latter word “bolognese”

pr-nounced bolo-nayz
“mate that was so bolognese when you had s-x with that munter”

“not as bolognese as your ugly face”
a language strictly for people that are awesome and cool. the original founders of this language have the initals of c.p.m and a.m.a, they are also the founders of awesome and they brought s-xy back. bolognese has been a language for all ages and is an easy language to learn. it is also a belief or religion and it is bolognism, thats how sheer awesome it is. also look in your local bookstore for hooked on phonics: bolognese edition, learning spanish in bolognese!, so easy a bolongesiate could do it, idiot’s guide to bolognese

c.p.m + a.m.a= s-xiest people uh-livve!
examples of some bolognese words:

xarely: revenge of the pirate llama ii
sorssesmmm!: omg that is the funniest cr-p ever!
ujikalam: i know right?
retyjume: i don’t even understand how cool we are!
jujbeses!: ?!?!?
yutruqui: my mommy and daddy are being mean because i have to do my vocab cause i’ve been putting it off since 5:00
irooomiu: btw, this will be saved on my computer :]
tummosatoloby!: totally
ertyhumui: bye bye and night night
udlinksy!: ditto!

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