when a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
i would have died last night if frank hadn’t pulled the bomb blanket over his *ss.
when you ain’t got no *ss at all that girl ain’t got no acital
- autist r*t*rd
a term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real “autist r*t*rds.” “martin shrekli really educated those autist r*t*rds.”
- guacamole randolph
when you are having s*x with a woman of hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her sn*tch . i was with juanita and showed her the guacamole randolph
- rip style
rip style is farting without sh*tting your pants. generally, it’s where the fart gains enough momentum and slides past the p**p. often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. i took that girl out on a date last night and hit rip style in her face and she choked on her food.