bombay slap jack
1)go out with mates for a curry
2)go home to partner
3)take partner’s top off
4)sh-t all over her chest
5)get a dirty sh-tty t-t w-nk
danny-good weekend jules?
jules-very good thanks
danny-what did you get up to?
jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
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the act of defecation upon your partner’s t-ts,then…….t-tw-nk!!!
“fancy coming back to mine for a bombay slapjack?!?!”
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