Bonacci


noun: to be subst-tuted for “bridesmaid” in the expression “always a bridesmaid and never a bride.” use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.
that tony and rico guys, they’re always bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.
comes from the latin word: corvettus championicus starwarschumpus
a bonacci triangle has two equal length sides.
(v) the act of utterly failing something.
duuude.

what’s wrong?

i totally bonacci’d that last date. i’m certainly not getting a second chance.

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