Bond Cave™


a bond cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a bond cave™ are said to be hibernating. a well-stocked bond cave™ includes circ-mstantial talk about acc-mulating tangible -ssets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.
did mike get knocked out of the market? no, he is hibernating in his bond cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.

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i recommend a conservative position in a bond cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.

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