Bond It


moving around like james bond. walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. it’s designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.
stoner one: dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom’s asleep so be quiet

stoner two: gotcha man, i’ll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

stoner one: no you fool you”ll wake everyone up!

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