bondage mallet
1)a mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing bdsm partic-p-nt.
2)critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song “hit me with your bondage mallet”. (it’s nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
a – hit me with your bondage mallet?
b – yup
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