Bondly


bondly is and a try-hard internet celebrity in the general discussion of gaiaonline. in this realm of the internet, someone like him is a touch below being a prommie. his claim to fame is his collection of r-t-rded uggodrop threads which are more often than not other members that have p-ssed him off, rather than those who are actually ugly. ironically, bondly is no adonis himself, for he has a double-chin, and a horse face, complete with a receding gum-line. he also loves to call anyone he dislikes a f-ggot, despite being an in-the-closet gay. he only reveals his h-m-s-xuality online, and never in reality, as was discovered when his bis-xual status on his okcupid account was discovered by one of his gay friends, and a big bolded red lettered thread of angst had been published by bondly on the forum.

the easiest way to p-ss off bondly is to call him a hick and point out his double-chin.
person 1: did you see that uggodrop thread? you were in it!
person 2: oh, it’s just bondly. i wonder what i said to p-ss him off.

person 1: yea, he just uggodropped all the people who posted the rofl smilie in that thread where someone said he looked like spike from the land before time.

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