BONE PUNCH
derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch
a “bone punch” is cl-ssified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.
given the unantic-p-ted opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty bone punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim’s attention by shouting “bone punch” before striking the crippling blow.
it is also a lesser known fact that the bone punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the “muscle punch compliment.” once again you must shout “bone punch with a muscle punch compliment!” while executing the blow.
fact: bone punches hurt so much more then regular punches.
“grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? i would really appreciate it if we could pick up some kellogs fruity pebb-bone punch with a muscle punch compliment!”
grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
success.
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