Boner Battery


the internal battery which gives a man his “ups” and “downs”
-boing- (the b-n-r battery was clearly doing its job)

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    to calm one’s nerves with a bong. “dude!…i’m stressing!…it’s time for bonghalation therapy!”

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    to take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a mcconaughey. “what are you doing right now, dude?” “i’m about to take a couple mcconaugheys.” “right on. bong out with your dong out.” verb-the art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting. caller 1- hey bro […]

  • Boobini

    swimwear for a female. it’s shaped like a tank top but when a woman’s b–bs are too big the material hikes up and only covers the b–bs. wow! cynthia is no longer wearing a tankini due to her newly enlarged chest, it must be a b–bini

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    the game of throwing small objects of any kind down nearby women’s cleavage. the more cleavage there is the more fun it is to play. it’s like basketball, except with t-tties. dude 1:hey man want to play some b–bskeball. dude 2: sure, alright that small rack is 2 points and that huge pair over there […]

  • boog willy

    the act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person’s ear. similar to giving someone a wet w-lly, except instead of your saliva, it’s your booger going into their ear. jonny was being a douche bag, so i gave him a boog w-lly.


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