boner blinded
when a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
bob: do we have practise today?
bill: ya coach told us last week wern’t you listening?
bob: nah, i was totally b-n-r blinded by that one cheerleader.
the act of blinding a female with your sicilian b-n-r while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your d-ck.
bob: yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
sally: fabricio b-n-r blinded me last night
bob: …but you still sucked his d-ck right?
fabricio: haha… you suck d-ck well for a blind girl… better than helen keller
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