Boner blockade


the result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same s-x that is so apalling that a b-n-r is lost. often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
thank god kate wasn’t smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. this would’ve left jared with a b-n-r blockade to contend with.

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