boner boy


any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually -ssociated with young girls and little school boy b-tches. constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the b-n-r boy. b-n-r boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter b, such as benjamin, bear, boris or blatvia.
man, this guy just won’t stop complaining. what a little b-n-r boy.

i bet that guy never gets laid. textbook b-n-r boy
any kid who gets a hard on in cl-ss.
hey b-n-r boy!!!! go get excited somewhere else!!!!!!
refers to a hot guy with big, s-xy hands who always has a b-n-r
h-rny heather and b-n-r boy are always going at it; they are both extremely h-rny kids.

i am jealous of b-n-r boy’s big p-n-s. i wish i could get a b-n-r as often as he can!
a respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.
patricia exclaimed, “bring me have that monster, b-n-r boy”
adjective — see example 1
1. used as an insult in conjunction with the word b-n-r
2. when a person does or says something really stupid

noun — see example 2
1. a douche bag to the highest degree
2. a stupid person; a dumb-ss
3. someone who doesn’t bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
–example 1–
lame -ss friend: “hey man! did you see the o.c. last night?”
your response: “you’re such a b-n-rboy. only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the ‘perfect prom’ watch that garbage.”

–example 2–
you: b-n-rboy over here forgot the beer. what a dillhole!
b-n-rboy: i can’t help it that i suck at life…
everyone else: you really suck b-n-rboy!
adjective
1. used as an insult in conjunction with the word b-n-r
2. when a person does or says something really stupid

noun
1. a douche bag to the highest degree
2. someone who doesn’t bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
–example 1–
lame -ss friend: “hey man! did you see the o.c. last night?”
your response: “you’re such a b-n-rboy. only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the ‘perfect prom’ watch that garbage.”

–example 2–
you: b-n-rboy over here forgot the beer. what a dillhole!
b-n-rboy: i can’t help it that i suck at life…
everyone else: you really suck b-n-rboy!

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