Boner Breaker 9000


when a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his b-n-r thereby dislocating it.
chris said “dude i gave james the b-n-r breaker 9000 yesterday. he went to the hospital lol”
connor said “you say lol one more time and i’ll replace your eyeb-lls with your t-st-cl-s!”

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