boner bruise
the mark left on a girl’s leg after a long night of dry humping.
armando: what the h-ll is that on your leg?!
manda: that’s the b-n-r bruise you gave me last night… -sshole.
that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a b-n-r
brittany: ‘do you want to go on a bike ride today?”
me: “no, i have a huge b-n-r bruise from last night.”
a bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the p-n-s impacts forcibly into the leg.
d-mn that girl audrey is so hot every time i see her i get a b-n-r bruise.
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