Boner Crime
a man who whilst having a b-n-r commits irrelevant crimes. including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse… all with a big ol’ b-n-r.
upon noticing he had a b-n-r jb decided to j walk in a busy street… telling his friends “thats what i call a b-n-r crime”
if you can’t do the time, don’t do the b-n-r crime.
when sony corp. or apple computer makes amazing advertis-m-nts.
d-mn, that video on playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. sony committed a b-n-r crime.
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