boner crusher
1. a statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for s-x and lovin’.
2. any action that results in getting one’s p-n-s h-t, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.
3. a woman with a very tight v-g-n- who sits on top while having s-x with a man.
d-mn, that crazy b-tch sure is one h-ll of a b-n-r crusher.
1 more definition
an obese woman who crushes b-n-rs.
that fat piece of sh-t is the biggest b-n-r crusher i have ever seen.
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