boner eclipse


the act, or action, of placing one’s -ss in front of an erected p-n-s to portray an eclipse.
my girlfriend said she wanted to have some s-x, but i told her lets do it the b-n-r eclipse way.
when tucking ones p-n-s between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard p-n-s to poke at the -n-s of said tucker, creating a condition known as a b-n-r eclipse.

see also f-ck your -ss.
bill: i got a b-n-r eclipse the other day.

john: what the h-ll is a b-n-r eclipse?

bill: where your d-ck goes so far up your -ss it turns into a b-n-r eclipse.

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