Boner Etiquette


the polite interaction between two men with erections who are acknowledging each other’s erections. this can also be used at random between two people, even without erections present. women can also use b-n-r etiquette.
man 1: hey, todd, i noticed your b-n-r there.
man 2: thanks, johnny, i see yours too!
man 1: b-n-r etiquette is fun!

woman 1: hey mary, i noticed your b-n-r there.
woman 2: thanks, karen, i see yours too!

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