boner-flex


sometimes spelled b-n-rflex. a b-n-r-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is h-rny and has a b-n-r. however, not wanting to embarr-ss himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

the word b-n-r-flex can also be used as a subst-tute for various swear words.
dude, i was so h-rny in cl-ss so i just had a great b-n-r-flex.

dude, what the b-n-r-flex?!

son of a b-n-r-flex!

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