Boner Howitzer


the b-n-r howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in kentucky. its origins can be traced to a combination of jewish-based hilarity and p-n-s-based comedy. the two came together to form the “b-n-r howitzer”. typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

this term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus -j-c-l-t-ng upon itself at extremely high speeds.
guy 1: “b-n-r howitzer!”
guy 2: “wtf?”
guy 1: -chuckle chuckle-

Read Also:

  • boodgy

    (adjective) referring to a particularly nasty, scary, hairy, usually fast-moving spider. note: a cute daddy-long-legs would not qualify. there’s a really boodgy spider in the northeast corner of the shed. you’d better watch out for that boodgy spider about to bungee down onto your head.

  • boogieland

    1. the ghetto 2. a cornicopia of african americans guy: hey man wheres your new car? other guy: some golfer in boogieland got a hold of it.

  • Boom-Rave

    subculture centred on listening to lite boom, as opposed to dark boom, old skool electrowave music, sometimes -ssociated with taking the drug wordcake. she’s really into the whole boom-wave thing, but she likes ebm and industrial as well.

  • Booterbaugh

    a fool. that guy is a total booterbaugh

  • Bootie Wackin

    to smack, woup or otherwise use hand to b-ttucks contact while dancing, listlening to or playing country, bluegr-ss, hilljack music. the bluegr-ss band had the people on there feet bootie wackin to the music.


Disclaimer: Boner Howitzer definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.