Boner Machine
an attractive woman who can produce b-n-rs on an industrial scale.
“dude, have you seen the new chick?”
“yeah man. she’s a total b-n-r machine.”
“got that right. gotta go adjust my trousers.”
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someone who pops alot of b-n-rs in public
he had a hard-on in mcdonalds, what a b-n-r machine.
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