boner pool
playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot b-n-rs. invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent b-n-rs with blue chalk as a lubricant. if the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed b-n-r banking or more popularly the money shot. when one ball blocks another it is called a c-ck-block. condoms are not allowed in b-n-r pool. only the man’s raw, tense, sweating, sinewy b-n-r will suffice. the winner of b-n-r pool (or b-n-r billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned king d-ck.
james: dammit. ouch. i got chalk in my b-n-r-hole.
tyler: you got blue chalk in your moist b-n-r-hole? that must burn.
brandon: that is panty-moistening b-n-r pool event.
josh: my b-n-r is so unwieldy.
ian: let me give you two hands.
josh: you grab my b-n-r towards the stalk, and i will maneuver my b-n-r with both hands on the head. my thick bulbous mushroom head.
tyler: thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.
brandon: you’re very skillful. where did you learn to handle a b-n-r like that?
james: church camp.
Read Also:
- hooac
a j-panese fish of questionable intelligence though they make up for their street smarts with the teeth of pure steel. they’ll take your hand off in a switchblade battle. hooac like machine!!!!
- jerry can
a five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc. hey corporal smith! get your -ss down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans asap!
- yo'manzi
water for dry regions – long lasting water – waters plants for extended periods of time with one application we planted trees & vegetables and applied yo’manzi and only had to re-apply after 3 months. all plants thriving – turning deserts into food and forests
- HOOAH BAR
the greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. it is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration…. and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors apple-cinnamon, cran-raspberry, chocolate, raspberry and mocha !!! pvt. snuffy: i don’t […]
- jerry cantrell
jerry cantrell, guitarist for alice in chains.one of the most inovative guitarists of the 90’s. this man is a guitar g-d. some brutal riff-ge has come from this man. jerry cantrell is the f-ckin’ man 2 more definitions an amazing singer, song writer, and multi instrumentalist alice in chains, jerry cantrell solo alb-ms “boggy depot” […]