boner salad


a festive of international c-ck
chloe enjoys a frequent b-n-r salad
a festive of international -j-c-l-t-ng c-ck
chloe enjoys a frequent b-n-r salad
1). a euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. a play on “if life gives you lemons, make lemonade” except with d-cks.

2). a bad custom order at a diner.
1). guy 1: man, when life gives you lemons, i guess you have to make lemonade.

guy 2: yeah, and if life gives you b-n-rs, make a b-n-r salad!
guy 1: what the h-ll are you talking about?
guy 2: uhh…

2). “i thought the waitress would have laughed when i ordered the b-n-r salad. at least i know i’m never going back to that restaurant again.

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