Boner shrinker

when referring to a man’s erection as a b-n-r, a b-n-r shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. most likely an unattractive woman. made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of sat-rday night live dialog by tiny fey and amy poehler:
fey as palin: “so we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like ‘pretty,’ ‘attractive,’ ‘beautiful.'”

poehler as clinton: “‘harpy,’ ‘shrew’ and ‘b-n-r shrinker.'”
a woman that is ugly, b-tchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her s-xually undesirable to a man. said of a woman that temporarily kills s-xual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
joe: “kate is a b-n-r shrinker.”
alex: “yeah, she ain’t very pretty.”
joe: “not just that, but she is a complete b-tch. that is what i meant.”
someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, aka makes you lose your b-n-r.
on snl, “hilary clinton” called herself a b-n-r shrinker.

i was getting so h-rny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that i was completely incapable of staying aroused. what a b-n-r shrinker.
(noun). comment, concept or event that is a s-xual turn off (especially to men). libido suppressor.
hillary clinton is a real b-n-r shrinker – if i need to take a cold shower, but don’t have access to water, i just imagine her face or voice.
a woman who is completely undesirable.
she’s so ugly, she’s a b-n-r shrinker!
an person, place, or thing, that is so repulsive and unattractive, that it results in an immediate and complete loss of a b-n-r upon visual perception. in extreme cases it is impossible to get quality wood ever again in the victims future.
kayleigh is an extreme b-n-rshrinker.

dude, don’t look at that d-mn b-n-rshrinker, or your sp-ce needle will become a sp-ce noodle.
any situation that causes you to lose your b-n-r very rapidly.
1. when you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a “b-n-r-shrinker”.
2. waking up in the middle of a s-xy dream with a hard-on next to your fat ugly companion lover giving you a “b-n-r-shrinker”.
3. when you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a b-n-r. then you get in the ice cold water.
4. hilary clinton would also be considered a “b-n-r-shrinker”

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