Boner Snowman


when a guy puts his stiff d-ck in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm p-ssy.
carl and liz f-cking outside in the snow…

liz(bent over): come on baby get inside me…
carl(d-ck in the snow): hang on babe, when it comes it’ll be worth the wait.
carl with his d-ck totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in liz’s warm p-ssy. liz screams out with pleasure and asks “wow, what was that?”
carl responds, that’s a b-n-r snowman.

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