boner walk


the process of leaving a room in order to walk off a b-n-r. the walk may lead to you being seen covering the area and may take you to the bathroom.
guy one – dude after dancing with that girl at prom, i got the biggest b-n-r. it was so embarr-ssing
guy two – well you should have gone on a b-n-r walk dude

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