Bonercide
the act of killing your b-n-r, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circ-mstances.
intentional b-n-rcide: i was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to b-n-rcide! (thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)
unintentional b-n-rcide: i was about to get in with this chick and she said “those sores aren’t contagious”. she killed it, b-n-rcide.
the natural hormone a released into a man’s p-n-s causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.
man, amanda and shannon are such f-cking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood i was sporting with their b-n-rcide.
those b-tches with their bebop and rocksteady b-n-rcide faces killed my hard on that i was just about to tune up.
an adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone’s -n-s that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
-john retracts his finger from joe’s -n-s-
john: “yeah…maybe we should do -n-l another time…”
joe: “…i’ve gotta drop a deuce, don’t i?”
john: “mhm. talk about b-n-r-cide.”
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