bonerf


(noun) a type of erection where the p-n-s stands erect, but remains soft. a portmanteau of b-n-r and nerf.
jane: so i finally slept with bill last night.
jill: oh! how was he?
jane: he was ok i guess. i thought he was hard for me but it turned out to be a b-n-rf.
jill: d-mn girl!
(noun) when you are so excited about playing with nerf guns, you get a hard-on.
james: hey dude, get over here right now, i just got me two vulcan 25’s and a double shot nerf gun. let’s do some drive-by’s
nic: dude! you just gave a m-ssive b-n-rf! i’ll be there in 5

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