Bonergram
something that really good friends send over when a female friend is craving the d and is too lazy (or drunk or both) to make an effort to get laid. usually in the form of a male companion ready to bone.
girl: i’m drunk, h-rny and too lazy to make an effort. going to go home alone.
friend: sending you a b-n-rgram in 15 minutes, enjoy.
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