Bonerism
an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
mary – “i was trying to tell him that i really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that i really appreciate his hard wood.”
beth – “b-tch, you pulled a real b-n-rism on that sh-t.”
an extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up s-xual tension in his p-n-s.
dude, i had another b-n-rism in algebra today when kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.
jessica baxter
jb is a b-n-r
brittney baxter
she is a b-n-r
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