bonership


when one’s uncontrollable erection in a public place or work setting causes the perpetrator to take ownership of his b-n-r.
cara- “hey, could you tuck your b-n-r into your wasteband or something? you’re pitching a tent.”

kenny- “nah, it’s time i start taking b-n-rship for my nrb’s. im trying to be mature about it.”
origin: batman (scarborough region) and markham station conversation

noun: a friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to partic-p-te in lewd, inappropriate, and/or s-xual activity. intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
i met this girl and we had a week-long b-n-rship before she left for europe.
the sole s-xual rights of a man over his significant other.
yo, tim got b-n-rship over his lady friend.
ah sh-t really, i was gonna go for her, oh well…
noun: a friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to partic-p-te in lewd, inappropriate, and/or s-xual activity. intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
i met this girl and we had a week-long b-n-rship before she left for europe.

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