bonertown


a colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.
q: did you take that hot girl to b-n-rtown last night?

a: nah, it was b-n-rtown: she wouldn’t put out.
1) a quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) something that gives an instant erection.
“did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? stepping through that door is total b-n-rtown.”

“so we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. b-n-rtown.”
something you say for punching someone in the face for no reason at all.
after punching jake in the face, joe screamed “b-n-rtown”
a sausage party, especially of the gay persuasion.
“ah geez look at all these dudes up in here. it’s like we landed in b-n-rtown or something!”

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