when you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you’ve h**rded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.
me: “yeah, not sure what happened, i do my best not to put random sh*t down the sink”
plumber: “random sh*t is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here”
me: “if weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys”
- brain t*tties
the attractiveness of a woman’s intellectual capacity she so smart; them brain t*tt**s get me rock hard
a state that surp*sses the pain and inconvenience of a regular constipation by a mile, affecting your voice, mood and treatment of your partner. “sir brickt*rd, your stew is ready… please don’t rape me”.
when one male puts another male on his shoulders; typically at a music fest, concert, etc. guy 1: hey, put me up on your shoulders like those girls. guy 2: naw man, brolders isn’t a good look for either of us.
- brown snapper
a brown snapper happens when a woman takes a sh*t and when she wipes she wipes from the back to the front dragging her sh*t wipe across her p*ssy lips. i went down on this chick i met at the bar last night and her p*ssy tasted like brown snapper. gross. after making sweet *n*l […]