bong cemetery



when you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you’ve h**rded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.
me: “yeah, not sure what happened, i do my best not to put random sh*t down the sink”
plumber: “random sh*t is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here”
me: “if weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys”
plumber: “deal!”

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