Bongineering


the act of contriving a bong out of misc. parts.
dude 1: “no bong dude? well it looks we could use this for a downstem, and that bottle over there… we will need some bubblegum and a lighter too… uhh you got any weed so we can try this out?”

dude 2 : “uhh… no, i thought you had weed…”
dude 1: “well we are going to have to find someone with some green to test out this feat of bongineering.”

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