Bongtelope
thought to have originated in the southern havana of switzerland, the bongtelope are a rare and magestic species. the bongtelope are renowned for their ability to hot box not only one’s face, but one’s feet as well. they will latch on to a ceiling using only their rasta dread-locks and hang there- motionless- for weeks on end until someone needs their feet hot boxed. bongtelopes love bananas.
“i blacked out last night and woke up next to the bongtelope…again!”
“my feet are so high right now.”
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