Boniface
a lord of s-xual activities. many women have been known to fall victim to the s-xual prowess of the boniface, only to have been hospitalized for the ridiculous amounts of pleasure provided by this beast. very dangerous, you certainly don’t want to get on his wrong side.
holy sh-t, that guy totally just boniface’d me.
a total scene person who mooches off everyone, but is a nice person all in all. usually b-tchy to their friends and denies it. totally scene
sorry i could come over today, my mom was being a total boniface.
1. (verb) the act of burying a mayonnaise jar filled with marbles in your garden in an attempt to keep away vermin.
2. (noun) a person who believes that buried, strange objects ward off chipmunks, mice, moles, and other various creatures.
e.g 1. (verb) those d-mn chipmunks are in for a surprise….i bonifaced them today!
2. (noun) my garden is vermin free because i am a boniface.
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