bonnet
a “bonnet” is british meaning the hood of an automobile.
to access the engine block i was required to lift the bonnet.
bon-et (n): 1) the art of a man acting like a woman or little girl. 2) a common name for someone who relinquishes their man card to indulge in overt feminine activity.
adam was being a bonnet when he elected go flower shopping instead of watching baseball.
alex is such a bonnet when talking to cougars; i swear he likes pegging!
you might want to loosen your bonnet brian… remember, there is football to be watched, and paddle boating to be missed!
a word used mostly by the british to describe the metal sheet covering your engine of your vehicle.
it can also be known as a hat…
– the smoke was rising from under the bonnet…
– put on your bonnet its bl–dy freezing outside…
a m-ssive weasel (when someone’s voice involuntarily goes high-pitched during a normal sentence), normally -ssociated with someone know only as k-dogg. everyone weasels every now and then, but hearing a bonnet is a rare occasion (unless you’re around k-dogg).
– stu, k-dogg just did a m-ssive bonnet!
– you just did a m-ssive bonnet.
a big -sss p-n-s the size of your face and the b-lls are the size of wrecking b-lls
look at the easter bonnets!
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