Bonney Lake
at one time, it had only a gas station. now, it is one of the fastest growing cities in washington state. bonney lake is situated just 20 minutes ne of tacoma, and an hour from the beautiful mt. rainier. although the highschool students that reside here like to pretend to be white trash/hicks, most are actually middle cl-ss – upper middle cl-ss people since there are three lakes in the small town to buy choice property. although bonney lake has almost nothing to offer except for a movie theatre, plenty of coffee joints, and an awesome sushi bar, it is still way better than neighboring towns buckley and sumner.
people from bonney lake really know how to “get er’ done!”
next in line to become south hill.
in that awkward phase when people still remember it being small while getting annoyed at the new road construction and traffic.
i hope they build a mall in bonney lake soon.
a former rural washington town now owned by developers with very little park sp-ce and nothing but m-ssive cloned subdivisions and franchise fry shacks. there is a gorgeous 80′ waterfall there called victor falls which anywhere else would be a nice park but trash is strewn about and garbage is all over at the base of the falls.
let’s not go to bonney lake. theres no “there” there.
a small suburb of seattle
known for being a highway town
filled to the brim with coffee places, gas stations and fast food resturaunts.
a place that shuts down at 9 pm promptly every night.
“where do you live?”
“bonney lake”
“you mean that sh-thole that closes after dark?”
“that’s the one”
Read Also:
- bonzilla
a teenaged sl-t with an overly large unneeded load of fat. eddy: “woah, there goes another bonzilla.” steve: “needs to cut down on the mcdonald’s, eh?”
- Booblock
the involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of br–sts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the br–sts. 1. “sh-t dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas.” “i couldn’t help […]
- boondockin'
when you are supposed to be watching a movie with somebody but end up fooling aroudn with them instead. gabriel had that hot girl over yesterday, and i heard they ended up boondockin’! there are two types of people in this world, those who love the movie the boondock saints and those who hate it. […]
- boostang
simply a mustang fitted with a turbocharger. drivers usually talk major cr-p to import car drivers. johnny’s boostang is really fast. that boostang driver is talking loads of sh-t, im going to burn his -ss in my crx
- Bootsey
something very stupid and dumb. school is hecka bootsey. bootsey is the highly dangered p-ssy cat roaming around at night, killing all the little mice around. his little white boots is the last thing those mice see before their death… the mice ran in terror after seeing the white boots of bootsey