Bonnie Situation


when you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embar-ssment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. bonnie situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered – a kinda race-against-the-clock. a bonnie situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a bonnie situation.
example 1:
dude1: daaamn hombre! your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
dude2: is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
dude1: sh-t! quick! open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
dude2: we got ourselves a bonnie situtation.

example2:
jimmie: now don’t you understand that if bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, i’m gonna get divorced. (….)
(later on)
jules: you got to appreciate what an explosive element this bonnie situation is. if she comes home from a hard day’s work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin’ a bunch of gansta sh-t in her kitchen, ain’t no tellin’ what she’s apt to do.

(from the movie, pulp fiction)

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